A free full launch on Stonks. You sign everything in your own wallet; Santa never holds your funds or your keys.
Any size. Cropped to a square and resized here to 512 × 512, under 100 KB.
800 KB max, 4 : 1 looks best.
Any of the Stonks pairs.
Set by StonkFun; Santa does not change it.
Cut into 5 parcels of 50, 25, 12.5, 6.25 and 6.25 %. You pre-sign the burn of each one: on 25 December you deliver them to the Nice list, or on the 26th they burn. At 0 % the coin has no sleigh, and its page says so.